My wife keeps me busy while she talks—I’m not listening, but rather making the air masturbation gesture. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “There are many ways to kill someone. I prefer laughter, and doing it slowly, ov…” “If I were a magician, I’d hand out broken compasses. It’s all about misdirectio…” “I am cursed. Everybody around me dies. It just might take a hundred years for t…” “Coupons are easy to counterfeit, so why not make a bunch of one dollar off coup…”