My wife loves me for me, and hates me for her.

“I can provide a witness who didn’t see me at the scene of the crime. That witne…”

“Every man has a soul, but will every man’s clone have a soul? No, because me an…”

“When you carry a gun, everything starts looking like a sword. If you pass the b…”

“My job is a walk in the park. I pick up dog poop for a living.”