My wife must be stupid. I mean, look, she married me, didn’t she?

“I think good advice for a father to give to his only son would be, "Don't make …”

“I may not be a horse whisperer, but I certainly can and do shout at unicorns.”

“A brick could be used to divide two people, and then conquer both of them.
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“I did what I did for my clone, not for my own personal gain. It wasn’t right th…”