My wife won’t talk to me, but that’s OK, because it’s not like I’d listen if she did.

“Sex, like business, is better with multiple partners.”

“I never stopped loving you. I never did. I never loved you, not: I never did st…”

“If I met a man who had eleven sons, the first thing I’d ask is, Are they all yo…”

“When I talk about love, people listen. And when I listen about love, people tal…”