My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns.

“If you ask me if I know how to speak Latin, I’ll say, “No, it’s all Greek to me.”

“If I’m homeless and pushing a shopping cart filled with all my worldly possessi…”

“It’s hard to steal somebody’s shoes while they are wearing them and not have th…”

“My ex was a BBW, but she looked Ok. Actually, she looked more like Tx.”