My writing, it’s all I have. Well, aside from my health. And shelter, food, and clothing. Oh, and my cat.

“My mom is all about risk vs. reward. So for example, if I were to go out on a d…”

“The leftover remains of a human brainstorm might make tasty soup”

“A brick could be used as a doorstop. But that’s obvious. What isn’t obvious is …”

“Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who gi…”