Nanny Ogg appreciated fine wine in her very own way. It would never have occurred to Casanunda that anyone would top up white wine with port merely because she'd reached the end of the bottle.

“The nice thing about artificial intelligence is that at least it's better than …”

“It had a very long pendulum, and the pendulum swung with a slow tick-tock that …”

“Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg!”

“Verence would rather cut his own leg off than put a witch in prison, since it'd…”