Never chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign autographs.

“We fell in love like the Fourth of July. But there was nothing red, white, and …”

“An exercise in unknowing is not the same as not knowing or forgetting.”

“If the world were coming to an end tomorrow, I’d probably call in sick to work.”

“A brick and a blanket could be used to replace the words yes and no. But which …”