Never get out of bed before noon.

“I met Betty on the street. "I saw you with that bitch a while back. She's not y…”

“It’s the order of things: each one gets a taste of honey then the knife.”

“One more drink and you're dead. This is no way to talk to a suicide head.”

“You're afraid of the audience, aren't you?""Yes, but it's not stagefright. It's…”