Never laugh at live dragons.

“Sam: Mordor. The one place in Middle-earth we don't want to see any closer, and…”

“Seek for the Sword that was brokenIn Imladris it dwells;There shall be counsels…”

“Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo”

“One tiny Hobbit against all the evil the world could muster. A sane being would…”