Never put a sock in a toaster.

“You say ‘erbs, and we say herbs… because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it!”

“Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.”

“I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over…”

“You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.”