Never spontaneously combust alone, or without a bag of marshmallows nearby.

“I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as wel…”

“I could save money if I ate my coworker’s pussy for lunch, rather than going to…”

“Everyone in the world ages at exactly the same rate and time. We’re all getting…”

“The two lovers were inseparable. Well, I guess death could split them up. So co…”