Night—it’s the only thing that will cover up one of my black moods. Good thing my depression isn’t an every day kind of thing. It’s an after day thing.

“Pepperoni looks so much like nipples that I can’t eat pizza without getting hor…”

“If you’re going to hit on me, please wear boxing gloves. I get it though, becau…”

“Artists exist to show us the world. So do windows.”

“I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.”