Nine out of ten Jarod Kintzes agree that there is only one Jarod Kintz.

“Jack Black and Betty White should couple and produce Earl Grey. I could go for …”

“You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do…”

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used…”

“I’m a patriotic pilot. I know how to fly a flag. Of course I don’t fly anything…”