No bears were molested in the making of this book. Well, no live bears.

“-The good guys are coming, boss. What do you want me to do?-Don’t just stand th…”

“I dreamt of a Gatorade bottle that looks full, but the bottom has a secret snap…”

“My chameleon fingertips feel sticky, furry, rough, or any number of things, dep…”

“She puts the “She” in Sheila. Who am I talking about? Why, Sheila, of course. I…”