No footless parking. Violators will be toed.

“If you go out on a limb, I’ll be right behind you. Not to have your back, but t…”

“It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.”

“A brick could be used to stop a tornado, unlike a mobile home, which only acts …”

“People who are wealthy and good looking don’t know the joy of working to conque…”