No matter how bad things get, just keep looking up. Just keep looking up her skirt. Or his kilt.

“You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes, like if he’s barefoot or not.”

“What I did I can’t undo. But I can address it, and undress you.” This is the ch…”

“She wants the kids, the cars, the house, and the white picket fence. I said sur…”

“I am the kangaroo of love. Do you question it? You can take your skepticism and…”