No worries, Atticus. I will snarf surreptitiously. And I should get bacon, because my adverb was two syllables longer than yours, plus a bonus for alliteration."
I grinned. "It's a deal. You're the best hound ever.

“Perhaps he'd been using Just for Gods hair cream.”

“You, sir," I said, "have all the dignity of a badger with the clap. Shark shit …”

“Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will he…”

“I had my own dump truck of bad karma waiting for me somewhere ahwad. I had cert…”