Nobody can stop me. But only because I haven’t started yet.

“Being a parent is apparently more than most men can handle. This is transparent…”

“I want to invent a Laughometer, a device to measure and gauge humor, which woul…”

“I don’t want to ever see her again, because I want to always remember her as sh…”

“I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. …”