NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

“...go all the way to Sun Alliance to Chancery Lane, only to be told that they w…”

“Armageddon is not around the corner. This is only what the people of violence w…”

“My parents have been married forty-two years. I wonder how many of those were h…”

“12.00 midnight: whilst soaking in my bath I hear a distant shout. "I'm going to…”