Nobody likes a dick. Except a pussy. Or an asshole. Or a goat’s mouth.

“When I look in the mirror, I see not only the person I am, but the person I cou…”

“Error is to err, as blanket is to blank.
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“I hung the plaque on the wall, right next to the floss.”

“Eleven levitating leviathans couldn’t spell seven if you spotted them the Even …”