Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 


“If love were a pirate, then maybe I would wear an unopened condom over my eye, …”

“Even when we’re old, I’ll still look at you with the same eyes. (Who else’s eye…”

“Sometimes I ask God what I did to deserve her love. I maintain my innocence, an…”

“My name is Two Dogs Wink While Chewing. It’s not an Indian name, nor one that r…”