Nobody wants to leave what they know to go either to the unknown, or to grandmother’s house.

“If you say I stole your pillow, that’s simply not the case.”

“2001 was a great year. It was the first year I declared myself the “Man of the …”

“Her legs are so long and sexy that I can see them 26.2 miles away. Gatorade.
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“The wind held the door open for me, and I appreciated it. Who knew the breeze w…”