None of us nine with the sixes. That’s the tragedy of love.

“I suffer from tennis elbow. It’s an old masturbating injury from when I was tra…”

“At my ten-year high school reunion, I was voted best looking. Of course, there …”

“I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’…”

“I collect things that collect dust. Like dust jackets. Despite no fingerprints …”