Not only did I not join, but now I can’t quit. I’m a nonmember for life.

“I went through and underlined all the funny lines in his book, and by the time …”

“I don’t like rejection. One jection is enough for me. No need to give it to me …”

“I can’t remember the last time I had fun. Wait, yes I can. It was 1989, and I w…”

“I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are ou…”