Not only did I not win the sweepstakes, but I didn’t even bother to enter. I feel discriminated against.

“I always say “I couldn’t agree more,” even if I wholeheartedly disagree, becaus…”

“You’re as likely to see me sleeping on the job as a snooze is liable to grow le…”

“Is there anything more pathetic than a flower that doesn’t get enough sunlight …”

“A brick and a blanket need a logo, and I’m just the designer to hire to sit aro…”