nothing exciting ever happens, so you stop thinking it's going to. and then something does happen, and you miss it. completely.

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“If this is about sleeping on the floor, I'll do it," I said. "Because I don't m…”

“Maybe the only reason I like him is because I had a crush on him for so long it…”