Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.

“I was laughing in the park, when I saw some fool throwing what I thought was a …”

“To get him to agree, I put a gun to his head. To get him to not change his mind…”

“A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could b…”

“I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for o…”