Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.

“When there's blood involved, you always use every advantage you have to make su…”

“The widow’s eyebrows raised. “Ye’ve got all these nasty pooches to run around w…”

“Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I…”

“Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.”