Now how about you man the fuck up, put your big girl panties on and go get your fucking ex- girlfriend back.

“I just want my heart to be safe in your hands because yours is safe in mine.”

“I want to come on every inch of your body,” he whispered, and somehow it didn’t…”

“She was mine. For the sake of appearances, she was my wife, but she was mine an…”

“The day I met a friendly ghost was the day I came up with better analogies.”