Now I don't want to lie to you, there were some Blacks in the neighborhood, but they asses was so uptight I figured if I asked them a question they'd want me to pay for the answer.

“What would be a bigger spectacle, a female with one shoe on or a well-dressed f…”

“Are you crazy? The last thing you want to do is make a scene." "Well, I'm gonna…”

“So you know that TV shit ain't real.”

“Vendetta is the word, except it isn't strong enough.”