Now i'd like to tell u i did something heroic like stand up against a raging team of fire-breathing horses with only my sword the truth is i ran.

“I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to sta…”

“One false step, and you’ll fall all the way to Tartarus—and believe me, unlike …”

“Hello!” The girl in the blood-red dress beamed at Leo. “Are you Dionysus?”There…”

“I opened my backpack and checked my supplies: some enchanted rope, my curved iv…”