-Now the paperwork –
-What if I don’t want to do the Ultimate, right away? Maybe I want to ease into this thing gently.
-No you don’t.
-I might. I might just want to ease into the activity, the idea of it.
-it’ll be fine, said Rebecca.
-you will be fine, and no regrets, honestly. Jillian took me over to the desk.
-No possible regrets, said Rebecca, just sign this, she handed me a sheaf of forms.
-Jesus I don’t want to buy the place, I scanned the pages – 45 pages.
-just fill in page 25 through28 and sign.
-Pages 25 through 28, what is this?
Rebecca took the pages of forms from my hand – look its simple stuff, here we’ll read it through. Jillian looked over her shoulder at the pages
-weight?
-what?
- Say 110, Jillian said.
-Height?
-5’ 8’’, Jillian again.
-Hair length?
-What? Why?
-Long, Jillian again.
-Cup size?
- O come on.
- say C
-how about say nothing, I was getting angry
-Shaved or bikini or natural?
-Fuck off
Rebecca ticked a box anyway – well she was at the waxing too. Why ask in fact?
-Last menstrual cycle?
- enough, enough, give me those papers
-Yes ignore that, said Rebecca taking the pages away from my grasping hand
-Tested? she said this to Jillian
-Tested? What tested? What do you mean tested?
-Yes, said Jillian, I forwarded a blood sample from the main island
-You what!
-You were sleeping.
-Great now sign here, Rebecca handed me a page and a pen
-Who has blood samples for a theme park?
-Everyone
-especially the staff, can’t have mi’lady getting STDs
I took a breath
-This is getting a bit weird guys are you sure? I mean, well this is a bit, weird.
-We’re 100 and a million per cent sure, said Jillian
- 100 million per cent, said Rebecca

Auteur: Germaine Gibson

-Now the paperwork –<br /> -What if I don’t want to do the Ultimate, right away? Maybe I want to ease into this thing gently.<br />-No you don’t.<br />-I might. I might just want to ease into the activity, the idea of it.<br />-it’ll be fine, said Rebecca.<br />-you will be fine, and no regrets, honestly. Jillian took me over to the desk.<br />-No possible regrets, said Rebecca, just sign this, she handed me a sheaf of forms.<br />-Jesus I don’t want to buy the place, I scanned the pages – 45 pages.<br />-just fill in page 25 through28 and sign.<br />-Pages 25 through 28, what is this?<br />Rebecca took the pages of forms from my hand – look its simple stuff, here we’ll read it through. Jillian looked over her shoulder at the pages<br />-weight?<br />-what?<br />- Say 110, Jillian said.<br />-Height?<br />-5’ 8’’, Jillian again.<br />-Hair length?<br />-What? Why?<br />-Long, Jillian again.<br />-Cup size?<br />- O come on.<br />- say C<br />-how about say nothing, I was getting angry<br />-Shaved or bikini or natural?<br />-Fuck off<br />Rebecca ticked a box anyway – well she was at the waxing too. Why ask in fact?<br />-Last menstrual cycle?<br />- enough, enough, give me those papers<br />-Yes ignore that, said Rebecca taking the pages away from my grasping hand<br />-Tested? she said this to Jillian<br />-Tested? What tested? What do you mean tested?<br />-Yes, said Jillian, I forwarded a blood sample from the main island<br />-You what!<br />-You were sleeping.<br />-Great now sign here, Rebecca handed me a page and a pen<br />-Who has blood samples for a theme park?<br />-Everyone<br />-especially the staff, can’t have mi’lady getting STDs<br />I took a breath<br />-This is getting a bit weird guys are you sure? I mean, well this is a bit, weird.<br />-We’re 100 and a million per cent sure, said Jillian<br />- 100 million per cent, said Rebecca - Germaine Gibson

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