Obviousism—I would give you a definition, but the definition would only be an example of the word.

“A brick could be used as a Red Beard Replacement, for those of us who can’t gro…”

“A brick could be used to make love better. Faster isn’t always better. Don’t yo…”

“It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for…”

“My grandpa never read the newspaper. Not because he was particularly optimistic…”