Of all the bars in the world, prison is the worst, followed closely by the ones that serve alcohol.

“She said “I love you,” and I said the only thing I could say: “How about every …”

“Feeling depressed? Lift your chin up, pull your shoulders back, raise your arms…”

“If love were a collection of collections, would your relationship be banged-up …”

“I want to create a word that means “There’s probably a word for that,” but ther…”