Of all the flowers from a rose to a carnation, I’d die for reincarnation.

“When I wear my confessional glove it’s super tempting to give myself a velvet h…”

“A brick could be used to double back, donkey levitate cough meow cough meow his…”

“Good things come to those who ate. I’m going to wait to eat. I just got done sw…”

“The worst part about working in a hotel is when I’m tired, I know I can’t sampl…”