Of all the pessimistic people, I am the most optimistic. I look forward to looking down on all the people looking up to me for answers from below.

“I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my c…”

“When I’m 42, I’ll have 21 years of experience being 21. I’ll be doubly prepared…”

“She was very close to my heart. Even though we were separated by a distance of …”

“I don’t like writers whose writing is so obvious that I can predict what he’ll …”