Of all the smiths from goldsmiths to John Smiths, the most powerful is the wordsmith, because he can influence your emotions and cognitions. And while you are standing there pondering what he said, he can rob you of your gold and your identity.

“It’s not lit, it’s literature. Lit is something a book can be, after you’ve dec…”

“If trees had love, instead of leaves, I’d gladly rake you into a pile on my law…”

“I’m a model citizen. Mostly I model underwear.”

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get…”