Of all things possible, the impossible is the only one worth skipping sex for.

“It’s what’s inside that matters. I’m confused inside, because I just ate some s…”

“My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if…”

“A brick could be used to start your car, if your car’s keys are cube-shaped and…”

“When I think of the Middle Ages I think of castles, Catholicism, and taking you…”