Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet.

“This was about as much fun as a surprise birthday party, which Hunter ranked al…”

“What are you doing here?”“Came to inadvertently insult you some more apparently…”

“Why did you tell me about Babette?! (Gabrielle) Leash her until I have coffee o…”

“What does this Daimon look like? (Xedrix)He’s tall and blond. (Kyle)Well, that …”