Oh Satan you're a wily one.

“....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.”

“I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoi…”

“If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequil…”

“I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it …”