OMIGOSH JONAH WIZARD!"
-Amy Cahill

“Listen!""Ludwig was mad, broBut he was also bad, bro,Was his own 'Iliad,' bro..…”

“Let's hope it doesn't come to that," Ian put in. "Just fridge yourselves, as Jo…”

“Anakin was sixteen years old. Impatience was wired into his being. Despite Anak…”

“Dan was doing his best Ian Kabra impersonation, looking around the store as tho…”