On a clear day I can see NYC. I just have to turn on the TV.

“I can’t go out tonight, because unfortunately I’m all tied up at the moment. I’…”

“A brick is what I’m voting for for President. And guess what? If you’re voting …”

“I think it’s important to set goals for myself, goals for the future, goals tha…”

“I made her late, so she made me dinner. And by late I mean pregnant. And by din…”