On is to no, as Dora J. Arod is to Dora J. Arod. And brick is to blanket, as Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora.


“I’m now solidly in my mid-thirties. I turned thirty, three days ago.”

“If you want to find dirt on me, wait until after I’m dead and buried.”

“You can’t become a famous garage band if you never perform outside your garage.…”

“You wouldn’t remove a wristwatch with a hacksaw, just like you wouldn’t remove …”