On March 5th, I'm having my birthday celebration. The party starts at midnight, and ends at 12:01 AM. Don't be late!

“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t ther…”

“As the sound a duck makes, I feel qualified to give medical advice. My wisdom w…”

“I don’t want to bring it up, but you do live on the top floor and the elevator’…”

“Enjoy a life of poverty. Become a poet.”