On Telemarketer Phone Calls
“Hello?…Fuck you.

“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshi…”

“Joey looked confused and horrified, like a stripper bursting out of a cake only…”

“I just want silence... Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means r…”

“Self-administering oral sex is not my cup of tea, but you have to hand it to hi…”