Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.

“I sure hope Wrigley doesn't start making socks, because then I wouldn't be able…”

“I sneezed into the wind, and closed my eyes and imagined my face was barraged b…”

“It’s been said that you make as much money as the average income of your five c…”

“The past—I’m looking forward to it.”