One blanket, coupled with a fluffy pillow, could be implemented as a torture device for insomniacs.


“When I see a beautiful woman, my heart doesn't go "Thump, thump." It goes "Hush…”

“A blanket could be used to stop the bleeding. But dammit you’re going to have t…”

“You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I’ll als…”

“My 30th birthday will be arriving in a few months. It’s not arriving unexpected…”