One clown sleeping in a car is not tragic. One clown sleeping with your wife in his car—tragic. Especially if you’re inside the tent enjoying the circus.

“I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own b…”

“I second that notion. And if I had 59 more, I’d have a minute.”

“There were only two of us left for dinner, and that’s when I realized what I wa…”

“Not only will my kids be out to replace me, but so will all my clones. Makes me…”