One Jarod’s a lover, and one Jarod’s a fighter. Which Jarod am I? The middle one.

“I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that your house hasn't b…”

“The French aren’t birthed; they’re hatched out of eggs. That’s why they make th…”

“I’m probably the last person on earth who will tell you I want to be the last p…”

“What’s on my mind? I could say you, but we both know I'd be lying. Actually, I'…”